Mom's bestest girlfriend is named Bonnie. She has a little girl named Riley. I loves Riley. Bonnie had to go out of town for work and Riley's daddy had to work at the vineyard, same as our daddy. So Riley got to spend the day with our mom. Did I mention I loves Riley?
Hey Riley, ya think I might get a little sip of that?
I guess that's a no...
Eh, can't blame a pug for tryin'.