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Saturday, July 10, 2010

Why does momma bother?


That's the sound momma makes every time she walks in the kitchen and sees that either Newman or Rini has marked 'their' rug. 
Newman is in the doghouse. Kinda. More like the dog shelf...

Who me momma? I'd never pee on the rug.  Must have been Rini!

Newman isn't as sneaky as Ms. Rini. She pretends likes she's gonna sit down then pees. She's what you'd call a pee pee ninja. 

I swear I'm not peeing. I'm just sitting here minding my own business. In fact, what are you looking at?!

You all know how boys are. Can't do laundry correctly to save their life. So momma has recruited Rini to help with the loads of laundry she has to do now.
Hey, if ya wanna pee pee, ya gotta pay. Right? Isn't that how it works?

It's a wonder we have time to blog with all the supervising we have to do. 
It's so hard being perfect....

Yaawwwnn.. oh, excuse us.
Stella, Gunther and Betty


Benny and Lily said...

Oh my word..we know its the baby doing pee pee Rini. You better snoopervise the blog, who knows what else mamma will lie about.
Benny & Lily
Pee S. Rini, we mentioned you on our blog yesterday

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Pee pee nija! Sequoia is a pooping nija...in the middle of the night she likes to poop on the kitchen rug...even now we are at the new place and this morning there was poop! The nija strikes again.


Yoda & Brutus said...

The pee pee ninja?? We don't think pretty Ms. Rini would do something like that.

Pugs & Kisses,

Yoda & Brutus

Stubby said...

Hi Stella, Gunther & Betty! It IS hard being perfect. You guys are little angels for sharing your home with the ninjas.

Supervising is hard work but you make sure your mom knows that blogging is priority #1. I need to read what you've been up to and see what mischief you've been making. You guys make my day so much brighter!

Stubby xoxo

Tessa the Maltese said...

OOh my, nija peeing, who'd a thunk it?

At least the peeing is on the floor and not on the Mama's bed!

Have a GREAT Weekend.

Hugs, Tessa

Lola said...

Oh it's hard when you have more than one possible culprit. Keep on working on your housetraining and soon this will all just a dim memory, with the help of some Nature's Miracle.

wags, Lola

mayziegal said...

Well, I really can't help it but I am Most Impressed with the ninja peeing. I mean, really. Not everydog would be able to come up with something so ingenious and sneaky! Does your maybe-furever family know about this talent of yours? I bets that would make them luv you even more!

Wiggles & Wags,

Puglette said...

oh dear, yes, we know all about the ninja pee pee'ers. that's how my last cell phone died!
newman is too cute on the shelf, and miss rini is just beautiful!
hugs to the snuggle bunch!

Diane said...

Love that little pee pee ninja! I LOVE visiting all of you. Your blog is simply delightful!!
BIG hugs to the family!

Ms. ~K said...

Sorry, we know this is no laughing matter, but can you hear us giggling at peepee ninja?!?
Licks and sniffs,
Zack, Sassy and Buddy

Lilo, The Great Rock Eater said...

Pee Pee Ninja!!!! OMD!!! The momma is still laughing!!! Poor little Newman is so cute on the dog shelf!! Miss Rini is just a doll!! I can't believe you three don't have the newbies trained by now!!!



Wilma said...

Hi Stella Gunther and Betty,
Oh, how I feel your pain of being the perfect ones. You must admit though,it only makes you look better. Hey, maybe you guys are setting up Rini and Newman? Brilliant.

twinkietinydog said...

That's what I say!!! And folks call me conceited. Tsk tsk. Shame on those who do not allow us to express ourselves neither verbally or via pee mail!

Dip-Dip and The Bridge said...

It must be a dreadful bore helping Mummy to look after those children, BOL.
So funny the way they pretend they aren't peeing on the rug though - dogs!
Wags, Dip Bridge and Elliot xx