Betty on fabulous Frenchie flatulence.

 I hope you don't mind me saying, but It's hard being me.

I'm Frenchie fabulous people. When Dog made me, he broke the mold. 

I have ears that attract people from  50ft away. A face that's made for kissing. 

You can't tell, but my eyes are the lightest of greenish blue and my coat is oh so silky soft.

So what's the problem you ask? We'll I'll tell you. 

It's the cross that all fabulous Frenchies must bear....

FREQUENT FLATULENCE  

And not just your average, everyday fartiness. These are potent enough to break even the most seasoned man and woman. I've seen it.

 Nope, this isn't McCain responding to a reporter's inappropriate question.
A Frenchie walked by. And you guessed it... gas was passed.

Think Hillary is tired of people always making fun of her pant suits? Au contraire...
A Frenchie fart was responsible for this breakdown.

Even the parent's favorite comedian humiliated his poor Frenchie on national television.

Occasionally Stella will let one rip, but it's really rather weak. Instead of passing wind, it's more of a whisper if you ask me.

Bottom line (no pun intended) I know Stella and Gunther love me, but sometimes my O' de Frenchie can be a little too much for them.

So I've decided to make some fabulous farty Frenchie friends I can talk and commiserate with.

Most of you already know Stella's sweetie Brutus. He's a handsome and athletic lad. He must really work up some righteous gas with all that agility he's doing.

You guys also know our furiends Benny and Lily. So much Frenchie fabulousness under one roof... I wonder if their mom buys candles in bulk?

And, I have 2 new furiends!

First I'd like everyone to meet Bunta. He lives in Kyoto, Japan with his family. He has the most impressive Frenchie flatulence I have seen thus far! He wards off evil cats with his noxious gas. We must find a way to harness this power in the United States.

Next, I'm tickled pink to introduce you to a very special furiend. His name Basil Brown. He's not only special because he's a fabulous farting Frenchie, but because he is a French Bulldog Rescue Network graduate just like me! His family installed floor to ceiling mirrors so he could spend countless hours admiring his Frenchiness. It's what we do...
I'm sure he would appreciate a few new furiends to stop by and compliment him on his perfectness. 

I must be going now. There's poo to recycle and naps to be taken.
Au revoir,

Betty