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Thursday, April 29, 2010

All Hail the Queen


Queen Betty of Pooptopia and all that's gassy and farty in her Frenchdom.

Don't try to fool me with your powdered ca ca deterrents. I love the extra flavor they add to my heavenly lawn sausages. 

I thank you for adding it to my minions food too. Because now their brown loafs satisfy my distinguished tastes.

Excuse me?  Did someone say something?

I must be going. A Queen's duties are never done.

Betty

32 comments:

twinkietinydog said...

Queen Betty of Pooptopia, a province of fartland. Great stuff BOL Dear Betty, any time you feel the need to poop, eat poop, and fart in peace to come join me and my family. You'd feel right at home. My love to all, from a very busy Twink and family, and I must say, I love the new look of your blog!
Twinkie

Lilo, The Great Rock Eater said...

All Hail Queen Betty!!!! It's ok Betty, most of us eat things the parents don't think we should!! Their loss I say!! =)

~Kisses~

Lilo

Morro Bay Chuck said...

Queen Betty, the ONLY reason I would ever visit Pooptopia. Guess I will bring Roxie for a visit this weekend.

mayziegal said...

I likes your crown, Betty. You know...life is short. I say, eat all the lawn sausages you want!

Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie

Benny and Lily said...

Oh Betty
you are hysterical. I can't believe mom keeps blaming you for stinkys and poops. We know as well as you do its all Stella and Gunther. You are Queen!
Benny & Lily

Stubby said...

Hi Queen Betty! Let me start off by saying your look divine sitting on your throne. Your minions must be very jealous!

I agree that poop is delicious, but I'm trying to break the habit. Maybe we could go to poop rehab together, that is if your highness would allow me to escort you.

Stubby xoxo

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Oh Queen Betty of Pooptopia!!!!

We so missed you yesterdays!!! We are glad you are's backs with both them ears ups and living large and loving life!!
We won't judge you that you eats the poops and toots! That's O.K. We do's that too...Maybe just not as much as you.....

Loves,
Josie, Izzy and Anakin

Hank said...

Awwww, HAIL, Queen Betty!

Now why the hail do ya wanna go an' eat poop fer??

I just don't understand you french folk.

Pee S: GAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Lola said...

Um...ick, Betty. I know that some dogs consider it a delicacy, but ewwww. Try chopped liver. Looks similar but it's way better.

wags, Lola

agent99 said...

Bon appetite!

your loyal subjects,

Gen & the Foo

the booker man said...

bone-soir, queen betty!!
at last we know the secret to your youthful and radiant skin and furs!
three cheers for poop! hip hip HOORAY!
*woof*
the booker man

Ms. ~K said...

Oh Your Highness,
We bow in your presence out of respect and the fact that you have pooh breath! teeheehee
Your Loyal Subjects,
Zack, Sassy and Buddy

BRUTUS said...

Oh, Betty. Your Royal Poopness... I don't know what to say. We each have our own tastes, but, ICK! I've eaten my share of strange stuff, mind you, but I do try to keep it clean. Lawn sausages? Never heard that one BOL!

Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie
pee ess - tell Stella mom actually did mail her pressie! Wonders never cease!

Salinger The Pug said...

Queen Betty....LAWN SAUSAGES? Seriously?

We're with Hank...the French are a bizarre bunch. Somehow we don't think Escoffier's repetoire included any recipes for LAWN sausages!!! Yeeks!

Good luck with alllll that!

Love,
S-Dog

Toby- The dog with a blog said...

You are a pretty Queen!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Dear Queen Betty of Sausage Land,

I don't understand this sausage stuff. Sometimes I see sausages in the kitty box- am I supposed to eat it? Mommy says "stinky, stinky, leave it.
Have you ever tried it?
love
tweedles

Winston (smilingpug) said...

Oh Betty We really likes your crown! You are definitely royalty!

GAIL said...

How do you get these dogs to pose? You are one great photographer!

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Hi Betty, I love the new look of your blog too!!! We all have are problems!! LOL
Betty have you tried digestion pills?? They have done wonders for Bambi!!!!
I am so glad I am not having the dizzy spells too!! Maybe they are over for this round!!
Thanks for your visit!!
XXOO, Bambi & Fern

Josie said...

Queen Betty!!!

Hail to the Queen!!

God Save the Queen!!

Pile on the Queen!!

We love the Queen!!

Betty we love you!

Much Love,
Woofs and Hugz,
Jos

Dip-Dip and The Bridge said...

You are hilarious your Majesty.
Forgive us if we don't smell your breath, BOL!
Wags, Dip, Bridge and Elliot xx

Pearl said...

*Pearl bows down to Queen Betty*

ALL HAIL, QUEEN BETTY!

I have never eaten poop, although if you do it... I shall do it too!

Wilma said...

Queen Betty,
Brigitte here:
You go Queenie! I salute your diligence and dedication to the delicacy of the lawn sausage!

Long live the queen....of Pooptopia!

RILEY AND STAR said...

Hi Betty,

The first time we seen you we knewed you were from Royalty. Only, your betty looking the Elizabeth and you don't carry a frumpy old purse!

Luv,
Riley and Star.

Priscilla said...

Very funny! Maya B used to do that too. And bring it inside on couch to snack. Very annoying. I love her eating the flowers! So cute! See mom, she doesn't only eats the poo.

Diane said...

A QUEEN, indeed! My gosh, BETTY...YOU ARE GORGEOUS!!
Don't eat too many lawn sausages, remember your girlish figure!!
xoxo Diane

Bunta + Yumi said...

I love the header picture!!
It's so beautiful and the flower you are chewin looks yummy BOL.

Okay, now it's the time to confess that I too eat poop sometimes, so could I be the King of Pooptopia??

Mary at Marby Bulldogs said...

Queen Betty...you look royally wonderful! lol

Mango said...

All hail the queen of poopdom.
You are one funny little doggie.

Slobbers,
Mango

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Hi Stella, Gunther and Betty,
How are all 3 of you today? Poop free I hope!!! LOL
Loved the picture of you Betty in your queen crown hat!!!! It is fitting, Betty!! You look like a queen even without your crown!!!
XXOO, Fern

Iggy said...

Oh, I love to snack. I didn't know I could eat lawn sausages!

~Iggy

Basil Brown said...

We're not worthy! We're not worhty! We're not worthy!