Queen Betty of Pooptopia and all that's gassy and farty in her Frenchdom.
Don't try to fool me with your powdered ca ca deterrents. I love the extra flavor they add to my heavenly lawn sausages.
I thank you for adding it to my minions food too. Because now their brown loafs satisfy my distinguished tastes.
Excuse me? Did someone say something?
I must be going. A Queen's duties are never done.