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Thursday, March 11, 2010

We're on our way Pearl!

 You guys, our good fuuuriend Pearl got set up by her parents. They purposely put chicken boobs on the coffee table and then expected Pearl to just sit there and stare at it! No Pug has the powers against chicken boobs. 

So, after she nabbed a boob her parents spanked her puggie butt and threw her in Pug Prison!

She's askin' for our help! We gotta break our girl outta jail!

Who's in? 

We gots ourselves some transportation. When our favorite mail lady Kris dropped by to deliver some mail, we took controls of the truck. 
We're comin' Ms. Pearl!  

First... we gotta get rid of this pesky cat (alien).

I thinks we'll just run over it with our mail truck. Hopefully it doesn't call for back-up from the mother ship.

Wish us luck furriends,



Hank said...


Gunther, buddy....we'll see ya'll there! Me an' O'Mally are in The Pug Mobile as we "speak"!

Frankie Furter said...

All that fuss over one little chicken boob?? Nonsense. Get her outta there Gunther. I've got your back!

Sandy Mastroni said...

ha .... you are too funny
you started 'something' over at my blog
P.S. to Stella > My little alien loves you

mayziegal said...

Good luck! Watch out for more of those aliens. Wait...do you have a license to drive a mail truck? I means, I think you are on a worthy quest but I wouldn't wants to see you in a slow-speed police chase down the interstate or anything.

Cautious Wiggles & Wags,

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Count me in- I will help little Pearly poo.
We cannot just stand back and look.

Winston (smilingpug) said...

I am in, can you swing by and pick me ups. Hey, I gots the crowbar ready and my bags are packed.


agent99 said...

Flat Puglet can help!! - watch his blog for our post and you'll see.

PeeS: If you ever notice that Stella is gone, I swear, our momman had nothin' to do with it. Nothin.

Twinkietinydog said...

BOL Just sent you an email but I just couldn't go to bed without reading about the rescue! Gunther, you're da man! And BOL: did you call me your hot tamale BOL or was I dreaming?

Salinger The Pug said...

Dudes! Pick me up (cuz Indy is on the way from Cali to OK, right?)!

I'll gather up some bags of empty cans and it'll be like that Seinfeld episode in Newman's mail truck! We can use the $$ to pay for gas.

HANG ON PEARL!!! We'll save you!

Pearl said...



I am waiting you guys! I was allowed one piece of bread this morning. and no water!

* cough * cough *



Melissa and Emmitt said...

count me in!

i will serande poor pearly outside her window until they release her (or throw a shoe at my head) whichever comes first!

i am on my way!


Sequoia & Petunia said...

Good luck!

PS Who is drivings?

Ronnie said...

Unfair treatment! Chicken boobs were grown for pugs! But not budgie boobs.
It's scary here, but we've been sucked in by your charm and after all we KNOW cats are aliens!
- Ronnie's budgies, Alfred (Hitchcock) and Tippi (Hedren)

C.l.o.v.e.r. said...

Hahah we can't stop laughing about "chicken boobs". Poor Pearly! I am so glad you are going to rescue her.
Love your clover-y header! :)

BRUTUS said...

Oh Stella - make sure you put on a seatbelt, especially if Gunther is driving!! I guess that would leave Betty to operate the gas (no pun intended, really) and brake?? Maybe you should take your Flat Brutus along for moral support.... Do be careful on your rescue mission!

Brutus the Frenchie

Samantha said...

Maybe it would be best if a different dog did something MUCH worse that stealing chicken, and then her humans will let her out of prison?!?

Dog Foster Mom said...

Good luck on your rescue mission! Those cat aliens can be quite sneaky, so I hope you manage to get away from them.

McGillicutty said...


Being Irish and all, me thinks I have a, ahem, friend that can, ahem, make that alien cat disappear. And he's not afraid of out of space cat gangs. I'm just sayin'....

Me thinks you two look pawfect in a mail truck. What a pawfect mode of transportation.... And it's open for the wind blow through your whiskers, and it's reliable. Give Pearl me love.

Irish Love,

Stubby said...

Hi Gunther! I still can't believe poor Pearly is in jail. Isn't her momma the worst ever? I'm sure your momma would never put you in jail. Betty maybe but not you.

Stubby xoxo

Mango said...

I read about Miss Pearl's most unfortunate incarceration. She was totally framed. You have to save her!