All of us except for Stella and Betty. They wanted to stay in and have a beer with flat Brutus to celebrate St. Pugtrick's Day.
I tooks the Amtrak train to meet up with Twinkie. I was really nervous going out on a date with my little hot tamale. So Stella gave me a muscle relaxer to helps calm my nerves.
By the time I met up with Twinkie, Frankie and his brides to be Ruby and Penny, I was feelin' pretty good.
Twinkie was so sweet to give me a clover. And then she started blowin' in my ear befores we went into the pub. Oh my Pug! I knews I was gonna need a cocktail.
Once inside the pub, Frankie and his harem found a table in the corner to make out and discuss their wedding plans. Twinkie and I found a cozy booster seat for two and started pounding the green beers. That girl can really throw 'em back! I knews right away I was in over my head.
It wasn't long before the real party started. Twink jumped over the bar and bit the bartender in the ankle, sendin' him off to the ER to get stitches. I loves it when she gets physical. Then, Ruby and Penny fired up the karaoke machine. I was so excited to sing my favorite Journey songs! I've been told a lot that I remind people of Steve Perry...
I hopes I impressed Twink by singin' her love songs.
*burp* Oh, scuse me. I thinks I'm still a little gassy from all the green beer and chicken wings.
After singin' my heart out for my Twink, Ruby and Penny kinda gave Frankie a hard time for not bein' more romantical. So they sat in the corner and gave him the silent treatment. I didn't thinks that was fair since he's gotta juggle two chicks.
After a couple cups of Irish coffee, the girls warmed back up to Frankie. By then I thinks it was 3:00 a.m., buts to be honest I can't remember much after Twink started dancin' on the tables. I'll I gotta say is
CHA CHA CHAAAA
Uhhhh. Stella and Betty are the bestest sisters. I called them to come pick me up. They also drove Twinkie and Frankie, Ruby and Penny home.... I think.
I'm going to sleep. Please keep the noise to a minimum.