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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

We all met at the pub...


All of us except for Stella and Betty. They wanted to stay in and have a beer with flat Brutus to celebrate St. Pugtrick's Day.

I tooks the Amtrak train to meet up with Twinkie. I was really nervous going out on a date with my little hot tamale. So Stella gave me a muscle relaxer to helps calm my nerves.

By the time I met up with TwinkieFrankie and his brides to be Ruby and Penny, I was feelin' pretty good.

Twinkie was so sweet to give me a clover. And then she started blowin' in my ear befores we went into the pub. Oh my Pug! I knews I was gonna need a cocktail.

Once inside the pub, Frankie and his harem found a table in the corner to make out and discuss their wedding plans. Twinkie and I found a cozy booster seat for two and started pounding the green beers. That girl can really throw 'em back! I knews right away I was in over my head.

It wasn't long before the real party started. Twink jumped over the bar and bit the bartender in the ankle, sendin' him off to the ER to get stitches. I loves it when she gets physical.  Then, Ruby and Penny fired up the karaoke machine. I was so excited to sing my favorite Journey songs! I've been told a lot that I remind people of Steve Perry...


I hopes I impressed Twink by singin' her love songs.

*burp* Oh, scuse me.  I thinks I'm still a little gassy from all the green beer and chicken wings.

After singin' my heart out for my Twink, Ruby and Penny kinda gave Frankie a hard time for not bein' more romantical. So they sat in the corner and gave him the silent treatment. I didn't thinks that was fair since he's gotta juggle two chicks.

After a couple cups of Irish coffee, the girls warmed back up to Frankie. By then I thinks it was 3:00 a.m., buts to be honest I can't remember much after Twink started dancin' on the tables. I'll I gotta say is 

CHA CHA CHAAAA

Uhhhh. Stella and Betty are the bestest sisters. I called them to come pick me up. They also drove Twinkie and Frankie, Ruby and Penny home.... I think. 

I'm going to sleep. Please keep the noise to a minimum.

Gunther


15 comments:

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Gunther
We had such a fun time double dating with you and Twink. You sure know how to party.
Love Ruby & Penny

The Rocky Creek Scotties said...

We're tip-toeing in.....

Looks like you had a great time -rest now - that headache will go away soon - if it doesn't, try a little "hair of the dog". BOL!!

XOXO
The Rocky Creek Scotties

BRUTUS said...

Wow - looks like quite a night! You are going to have a hard time keeping up with Twinkie - she NEVER stops! Glad to see Stella is a homebody like me! A nice Guiness and chillaxin' on the sofa is more my style :)

(non-Hungover) Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

Salinger The Pug said...

DUUUUDE! What a NIGHT!!!

Man...that Twink knows how to party!

Sounds like you could use a nice Bloody Mary this morning!

Love,
S-Dog

Frankie Furter said...

Hey Buddy, I am soooo glad that you had such a grrreat time last night. I'm thinkin that Twinkie really did have a bit too much to drink though. She has a few "missing moments" if you know what I mean. Don't worry though. I believe it was just a Furst Date kind of nervous reaction. I'm tellin' ya the girrl is Crazy about you!!! You are just going to have to turn up the charm. I'm just sayin.
We've gotta do that again!! GRRRREAT fun.

Ronnie said...

Our mother is wanting a dog again. It has been two years since we had one try to turn over our cage. Mother went to the pound and found a dachshund(Shutter). She came home to think about it and when she checked back the dreaded doxie had gone to another home.
We've dodged another bullet, but our time is getting short.
Alfed and Tippi (the budgies)

Twinkietinydog said...

I did whaaat? I bit a man? I danced on table tops? You gave me the clover, didn't you? Oh, it's all a blurrrr! So it was the relaxant that got you. What were your sister's thinking?! For the record, the ear blowing was because I was straightening your ear fuzz.
For the record, you didn't score any points with the parentals today. M can't stand Steve Perry. I hope she lets me go out with you again.
I'll let you rest now. You obviously need it. I'm fine, not even a little headache. I'm going to a horse show a little later.
Twinkie

mayziegal said...

Whoo-wee! That was some kinda wild night you had, Gunther. I can't believes you left out the part that Frankie told us about where you tooted and cleared out the place. Cuz that was my FAVORITEST part!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

The Two Country Poodles said...

That will be a st. patty's day to remember.


Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Pawsome date! We got your card in the mail yesterday right on time we loved it! What a great surprise!!

Stubby said...

Hi Gunther! Or should I say Steve? I can't believe the night you had. Man, I am so jealous! Drinking at a pub with your chick? Unbelievable! You really know how to live it up. I need to take lessons from you!

Stubby xoxo

Hank said...

(Hank whispering) Gunther, buddy....now I'm talkin' real quite sos it don't hurt yer head.

Looks like a good time, bud! That Twink is somethin' else! Oh, an' thanks fer the card!

(Hank tip-toes away)

Deborah said...

What a blast! Very funny...Chero took her shirt off for my husband about 20 years in Hawaii, This was just too much fun!
Have a great weekend!
Deborah
PS. I'm hosting Flatty! I can't wait!

Deborah said...

What a blast! Very funny...Chero took her shirt off for my husband about 20 years in Hawaii, This was just too much fun!
Have a great weekend!
Deborah
PS. I'm hosting Flatty! I can't wait!

the booker man said...

well hello there, mr. gunther!
it's nice to meet you. my name is booker. mr. frankie suggested i come over to see what you thought about your double date. sounds like ya'll had a super fun time! i hope you got some good snoozin' in and that your head is feelin' better by now. those green beer thingies must be strong stuff!
*woof*
the booker man