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Monday, March 1, 2010

Manic Monday

As you know, the parents are worried about my breathin' when I play.  Hmpf. Don't they know it's hard for a guy to breath when there's no room in his mouth 'cause of his giant tongue? Maybe I just need a tonguectomy. I hear they do those kinds of things down in Beverly Hills.

So, I've been stuck going on walks with the girls or just hangin' out at home. I haven't gotten to play with my pal Mr. Wilson at dog park either. Mom said the park is closed anyways 'cause we got rain and it's all muddy.  We even had to miss our monthly Pugs in the Park on Sunday.

The girls are tryin' to make me feel better with some snugglin' ...

Even a little tug-o-war match with Betty is better than nothin'.

But really I'm lookin' forward to gettin' back to seeing my buds at the park. Until then I'm gonna pout and put on my saddest face to torture the parents. Maybe my sweetie Twink will have somethin' fun planned. *sigh*

Tomorrow I get to spend the day with Dr. Stephens and everyone that spoils me with love and kisses. I'm sure mom will let me update the blog when I gets home about how they shoved a camera thingy down my throat to look around. And yeah, what Pearl said, at least it's not my butt!



Unknown said...

Gunther, I realize you have other priorities at the moment (your health) but who is Pearl? HUH? As for the tonguectomy... bite your tongue! That sounds drastic.
Waiting to hear how you're doing.

BRUTUS said...

Hey Gunther, hang in there! I have to say, we wondered if it might be you ginormous tongue getting in the way... Glad you said it first! I'm sure Betty and my Stella will be very caring and supportive no matter what. That's what family is for, after all!! I'm sure you'll be romping in the park again before you know it . Please do fill as in as soon as you can. We'll have our paws crossed until then (and it is hard to walk that way...)

Brutus the Frenchie

Puglette said...

oh gunther, i am sorry you are on house arrest. i know you will get back to the dog park as soon as possible and no doggie will have any fun there until you get back. hang in there buddy!

McGillicutty said...

I'll be thinkin' about you tomorrow at the vet, me pal! I hope it goes well, and yes, Miss Pearl is wise as always...it could be worse and be your tookas!

Irish Love,


Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Hey Gunther, I think Twinkie is a little bit green with jellyness even though you DID call her your Sweetie.
I don't think that tonguectomy thingy is a good idea buddy.
I hope you are feeling better soon. Keep us all posted. We are worried about you.
PeeS.. I've been wondering if you have given any more thought to getting that tatoo??? I was thinkin' An eagle with a big beef bone in each claw.

Unknown said...

Good luck tomorrow Gunther!!! It will be worth it if you get to play again afterwards!!! Rugby will be sending happy thoughts to you!!!

Roxie said...

Hang in there Gunther ol' buddy, Mom and Dad are going to make sure you are back to Bark Park before you know it, with your complete tongue!

Hank said...

Gunther, buddy.....good luck tomorrow. An' if they say anything 'bout bendin' over or coughin', git the HAIL outta there!

agent99 said...

Hey Gunther - hope all goes well at the vet. Just make sure you dont go down to Beverley Hills, you might come back with a funny lookin' nose....or a boob job!

Gen & the Foo

Paula said...

Gunther; You are going to be in top order before long and back to playing around like you like to be. All will be well. Big hugs to you today!Glad your sisters are pitching in to pick up the play slack.

Dexter said...

Such a fuss. Just do what the good doctor says and hopefully you will be right as rain. It is not easy having such a small mouth full of large equipment.


Tobi said...

Best of luck at the doc's office. I'm sure you'll be back at the park in no time!

Kelly said...

Gunther, I'm glad you're taking my advice to heart. Keep your tail down and one eye open... I know how they can be with those scopes.
They recently scoped my woman hole. It was NOT. Okay.

I'm thinking about you today, buddy! Have your momma give us an update as soon as she knows anything!!!


Salinger The Pug said...

Whoa hold the @#$%& phone!!!

We're just getting back into reality and catching up with blogs and NOW mom is all flipped out over Gunther getting a pipe shoved down his piehole!!!!

YES...have mom update us asap!

And as Lawrence the neighbor from Office Space so eloquently said..."Watch your cornhole man!"


Archie and Melissa said...

hi gunther!
emmitt and i are sending you big hugs!
i love pearly's perpective!
you did pick the better end to get a scope today! :)
m & e

Anonymous said...

Hi Gunther,

I just wanted to bark at you and tell you that I'm thinkin' about you and hopes everything went okay at the V-E-T! And I truliest hope they did not have to do a tonguectomy. I mean, cuz your tongue is Most Impressive.

Wiggles & Wags,

Mollie Jo and Bobo said...

Hello Stella, Gunther and Betty! You are one cute crew and we would like to be pals! You have a fantastic blog. Feel free to come by our place at kwing-dogeared.blogspot.com

Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

Two French Bulldogs said...

Well..thanks for clearing all this up. A toguectomy is the answer. All this time we thought our mouths were to big for our tiny throats and nose! whee
Benny & Lily

Sketching with Dogs said...

Oh, poor Gunther. We really hope everything goes well with the vet and you are back running around with your pals at the dog park soon!
Wags, Dip Bridge and Elliot xx

Sequoia & Petunia & Emma said...

We love yours tongue and you betters keep it!