Salinger's mom, Laura, has been wishin' everyone Happy Paczki Day. What the heck was she talkin' about? Of course I was curious so I had mom email her. This is what Laura said,
"Paczki (pronounced "poonch-kee") is a Polish word for basically a big giant filled doughnut on crack."
Oh. Well that's totally worth celebrating! Everyday should be Paczki day.
So, anyways... Mom finally got off her butt and took us to bark park. Once we got there, Betty starts gettin' all excited (which is totally not like her, she usually just wants to hang with mom).
OH NO! Betty, that's not a Paczki!
Stop her Mr. Wilson, before it's too late!!
YIKES! I guess no Pug stands between a woman and her Paczki. Exuuussseee me!
Betty... W A I T!!!... Doh! Too late.
Yeah, we tried to tell ya that wasn't no Paczki...
Betty didn't get her Paczki. But on the bright side, we thinks she might have found herself a Valentine...
Chief Butt Sniffer,