After winning Puglet's 'No Contest' contest, my Henrietta Rubber Chicken was personally delivered all the way from San Frisco. See the smile on our favorite cookie delivery lady? She must know there's a Henrietta Rubber Chicken in that box. Hand it over already! How long are you gonna make a girl wait?
And it will only be opened by me.
Nope, sorry boys. No bully penis things in here. Just my Henrietta. Better luck next time..
*sniff, sniff* Nice fragrance.
Stella, are you sure about Henrietta? Something about that rubber chicken just doesn't look safe and it sounds funny...
You don't know where that chicken has been!
You guys can run, but you won't get far with my rubber chicken.