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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Who invited this annoying English meathead?

Greetings our somewhat civilized and rather polite blogger friends.  I am still so perturbed about our unexpected visitor yesterday, Stella and Gunther said I could share my complete disgust about him with all of you. His name is Tucker and he was 65 lbs of English fat, drool and rudeness. See for yourself...
"Try not to break our chair you dolt".

"May I suggest a breath mint? Not that I suspect it would do any good"

It didn't take long before I just couldn't take it anymore and insisted that my mom hold me.  But the totally dense didn't get a clue...

"Oh, go away you obnoxious English clown!"

"Do you see the look on my face? This is the look of a woman on the edge..."

Tucker, the English dolt, finally left me alone. And good thing Stella and Gunther have much better skills for dealing with his shenanigans.

 "Yeah, if you know what's good for you Tucker, you'll leave Stella alone. Brutus, (Stella's significant other) is a much more dignified and  handsome Bully than you. Not to mention he's French!"

"You tell them who's boss, Stella!"

"That's right Tucker, don't let the gate hit you in the derriere on the way out."

In the future, I would really appreciate it if mom would consult me before she invites certain guests over. I can't help it if I'm particular about my company.

This entire experience has left me drained and too tired to discuss it any further. Stella, hold me...

Thank you for listening,
Betty the Frenchie. Not to be confused with the beastly English.


BRUTUS said...

What WAS your mom thinking?? I bet he drooled and spread his stinkiness all over the place too. Ick. And clueless about it to boot. You poor things.... Guys like that make me look good, though!
Mom made sure to get your Valentine in the mail before blizzard #2 started, so keep your on out for the postlady, Stella (should be there on Thrusday or Friday). Wish I could have taped myself in there (the box is big enough), but I think it might have been a bumpy ride. And mom would have to answer "yes" to that "pershable or liquid" question!!

Snorts & Frenchie Kisses to Stella-

animal lover, quilt lover said...

You poor dears!!!! How awful for you guys!! Tell Mom to not let him over next time!!!

Kelly said...

Oh Betty, bless your little heart! It's obvious that you are much more refined than ol' Tucker.

My momma thinks he was actually pretty cute... but I am not letting her get on here and type that, ok?

Hope he is gone for good!!!


Unknown said...

Sorry you had to go through that Betty. Some guys just don't get it. Even if he is persistent just remember... "No means no."

Salinger The Pug said...


Ahem....ignore her.

Tucker seems like one of those English Hooligan types that walks around all angsty and quoting Johnny Rotten and barking his fool head off at soccer (a.k.a. "football") matches.

Ugh...you poor dears! Hopefully that was the end of THAT mess!


Stubby said...

Hi Betty! You tell that Tucker that he'll have to answer to me if he comes near you. The nerve of the English! Please send him back across the big pond where he belongs.

I had an English bulldog friend named T-Bone. He was an 85 pound beast who thought he was a lap dog. He spent a weekend with us years ago and constantly tried to jump on Mom's lap. Can you believe that? What kind of house guess would do that? One that never got invited back.

Stubby xoxo

Pugsley and Lola said...

OMG!!! Sorry you had to go through that trauma!!!

Sending you Pugs & Kisses to make you feel better:)

Pugsley & Lola

Brutus, Ellie, Pippa and Otto said...

You poor things! We know what you had to deal with though - last summer we had an English Bulldog guest here for 4 weeks! Mom keeps shaking her head and mumbling never again (thank goodness).

Glad you made it through his visit ok!

Pugs & Kisses,

Yoda & Brutus

Sequoia & Petunia & Emma said...

You three sure showed him!

Hank said...

"Dolt"!!!! Gahaha!!!!

Unknown said...

BOL and my little sides are in pain again. Thanks a bunch. :)~
What a face, your new visitor has. He kinda needs to intrude again, if Betty doesn't mind.
We lost my mom a while back, when she saw and read the caption: Stella hold me. I think I need to pick her off the floor now, but I'm waiting for her to stop laughing, plus she weighs a ton!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Wow..I thought I was solid...we are pretty sure he hikes the ball to the quarterback. Solid chubbette.
Benny & Lily
BUT so cute..BOL

Puglette said...

hi, check out this link! it's a live frenchie puppy cam and there is a betty in the bunch! so cute!

Allison Walton said...

Hey--that English guy's got a scrunchy face like you! His is probably more slimy, though.

Gus and Waldo

Smushie Ranch said...

Thank you for all the sympathetic comments for Betty the prissy.

As hard as we try to show her how much fun other pups can be, she's just so dang picky! And whoa was it a BIG mistake for mom to invite Tucker the terrible over. Wadda gonna do?...

Stella and Gunther

Pugelicious said...

Hilarious - the company some of us our forced to keep - eeek!!!

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

BAH!!!!! tucker is so cute though! in an ugly kind of way!

Tucker said...

Wow, I was worried you were talkin about me for a minute but then you said 65 lbs, whew.

He looks grumpy.

woof - Tucker

Paula said...

LMBO on "don't let the gate hit you in the derriere on the way out" ....oh Betty, you did your good deed for the day.

Unknown said...

ooooh you poor, exhausted socialite hostess! The trials you endure entertaining these international diplomats, my poor darling! rest now and take it easy.

Archie and Melissa said...

LOL Betty!
oh it looks like you all had an adventurous afternoon. :)
don't be too upset with tucker. how could he not be smitten with you? you are a beeeeutful frenchie!
m & e

Sketching with Dogs said...

Betty, Betty, not all we English are slobbering football thugs - some of us are cold emotionless beings who enjoy our life of scornful distaste!
BOL, only kidding, hope you get over your trauma soon.
Wags and kisses, Dinah Bridget and Elliot xx

houndstooth said...

My goodness! What a horrific ordeal for a dainty lady like yourself!