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Saturday, November 14, 2009

Bernice Rubber Flamingo joins Henrietta Rubber Chicken

Hola to all my doggy pals, El Guapo here. I'm tinking to myself, ees not fair Ms. Stella always get to play wit Henrietta Rubber Chicken. I tink es my turn.

S'cuse senorita. El Guapo taking dis chicken.
Si, I took Ms. Stella's chicken. I not afraid of you two!

Chicken a little bland. Could use Tapatio...

Oh, hey. Whaazzzz Up ma? You know, I was just sitting here and then Henrietta Rubber Chicken fell out of the sky into my mouth. It was the weirdest thing!

I cannot believe you ran and tattled on me, Stella. You ALWAYS get to play with Henrietta. And for your information, I was not pretending to be Antonio Banderas!

With all due respect, ma. You think by introducing Stella to Bernice Rubber Flamingo, she's going to share Henrietta Rubber Chicken? Nice try, but I think we all know how this is going to end..

I have absolutely no idea what Guapo is talking about. I'm just a sweet baby girl who daddy says is perfect.

I just don't see a reason to split these two up. I'm sure you can find something else to play with Guapo...


Sequoia & Petunia & Emma said...

Gaupo this is what you need; a large distraction, such as the mailman with a huge treat for Stella, a pug to run interfernce so that when Stella is getting said treat for distraction you can make sure she doesn't leave and catch you with the rubber chicken! Once you have chicken run pugger run!


Two French Bulldogs said...

El Guapo...BOL...you have funny toys. We would like to get our grande bocas on them...We love the pictures
Benny & Lily

Hank said...

El Guapo, amigo.....you need some REAL chicken. Not some plastic made-in-China stuff.

Gitcher self out here tuh Indy an' we'll hit KFC - my treat!

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

hahahahahaha!! that was really funny! i loved the pictures and the accent!!!

Nevis said...

LOL! Too funny!

THE PUGLET said...

Oh Stella,

El Guapo seems like a cool guy. Maybe you could share just a little bit? Henrietta Chicken (and now Bernice Flamingo) are big enough for two. Maybe even three!

Life With Dogs said...

Brilliant. Best rubber chicken post ever! :)

Dexter said...

Those chickens are a little disturbing to the Mango. I have chicken for dinner sometimes and it is never wearing a bikini.


BRUTUS said...

You guys are officially hilarious! Don't know why my blog-following thingy isn't working on you, but I just caught up on the last few posts. Stella, you are welcome for a date anytime. I'll even keep my paws off your rubber poultry, just cuz I'll be so busy looking at you. I was a bit worried when I saw your title photo, looks like sweet nothings are being whispered into your ear (great picture, tho!!). Are you sure you are ok with dating inter-breed??? I hope so...

Snorts & Frenchie Kisses
Brutus the Frenchie

Smushie Ranch said...

Oh Brutus,

Gunther isn't whispering sweet nothings! He's just making fun of our humans. He still doesn't get that they don't speak pug. And I don't dogscriminate, Brutus. I think you're tops. :)

Pugger hugs, Stella